Mirza's Female Nightime Guards

Maid-servants Rasul Bibi, Mai Fajjo, Munshiani, and the wife of Babu Shah Din used to stand guard over the Promised Messiah at night.

(Seerat-ul-Mahdi by mirza Bashir Ahmad Qadiani son of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad Qadiani )

Mirza dies in Wrong City

About the revelation to the Promised Messiah (Ghulam Ahmed) that he would

die in either Makkah or Madina, we would say that both are the names of

Qadian.

(Mirza Bashiruddin Mahmud ahmad qadiani , the son of Mirza Ghulam Ahmed, second "caliph"of qadianis and the promissed reformer , Al-Fazl on 5 January 1933)

hmmmmmmmmm.....

only one problem

[ Mirza met his end neither in Makkah, Madina nor in Qadian, but in Lahore on 26 may 1908!

Mirza's Poor Twin Sister

"I was born one of a twin and the twin with me was a girl whose name was Jannat and there is this inspiration 'Ya Adam Eskun antaa wa zaujoka al-Jannat (Translation: O Adam You and Your wife Live in Jannat {paradise}), which is mentioned 20 years ago in Braheen-e-Ahmadiyya page 496, the word Jannat that is used in this inspiration, there is a very subtle point that that girl which was born with me, her name was Jannat and that girl died after remaining alive for seven days."

(Tiryaq-ul-Quloob, p. 156, Roohani Khazain vol.15 p. 479 by Mirza Ghulam Ahmad Qadiani)

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"Hazrat Mirza Saheb was born as twins and the other child born with him was a girl who was named Janaat. She died after a few days and actually went to heavens. On the death of this innocent expressed this view: 'I believe that in this God removed completely the feminity from me.'"

(Hayat-un-Nabi, vol.1 p.50 by Yaqoob Ali Qadiani)

Pregnant Mirza

The spirit of Jesus was infused in me like it was infused in Mary and allegorically I was rendered pregnant. Not more than ten months had passed when I was made Jesus from Mary. That is how I became Jesus, son of Mary.

(Kashti-Nooh pg 47 by mirza ghulam ahmad qadiani)

Nusrat Jahan Begum..the Promissed Widow

Hajj in Qadian

Mirza becomes Allah's Secretary

Qadian..the New Mommy of all Cities

· "No doubt Qadian in the mother of cities (Ummul-Qura) ... and whosoever detaches himself from it will be detached. Be afraid of being cut into pieces or being torn away. Then, how long this fresh milk could last? Have not Mecca and Medina exhausted their blessings?"

(Haqiqat-ur-Ruya, P. 46; Khutba-Ilhamia, P. 25 by mirza ghulam ahamd qadiani )

hmmm!!! now Roohani fresh milk is only avialable from the Tabela of Mirza Qadiani

Qadiani Teen Scene

"Chirag Din is a student of the Taleem-ul-Islam High School, qaadian. Recently, when he returned to his native place, Sialkot, his mother died. She had loved her son dearly, but since she was not an Ahmadi, Chiragh Din did not attend her funeral prayers. He thus clung to his faith and principle. Well-done; Proud son of Taleem-ul-Islam. The movement needs worthy sons like you. Well done."
(Al-Fazl, qadian, Vol. 2, No. 129, Apr. 20, 1915 )

Qadianis insist that recitation of KailmaTayyaba is enough to be a muslim and thereby protest at being declared non muslim, yet themselves shower shabaashi on an idiot son for showing such disrespect to her to his mother..

Mirza and the Holy Designer Handbag

The Promised Messiah (Mirza) used to say that the books of Hadith are like a magicians bag. You can produce anything out of it!

(Mirza Bashiruddin Mahmud Ahmad Qadiani son of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad Qadiani Second Caliph and Musleh Maood of the Qadianis quoted in , Al-Fazl 15 July 1924, official magazine of Qadianis )

Mirza Qadiani and Tichi Tichi

On 5 March 1905 I saw an angel . he said his name was Tichi Tichi
( haqiqatul wahy page 332 by mirza ghulam ahmad qadiani)

hmmmm!

why did tichi Tichi never appear to any previous prophet?

what did Tichi Tichi teach Mirza?

did Tichi Tichi saty for breakfast ?

The Promissed Buffalo

I prayed that a rock that rested on my head be turned into a buffalo. When I raised his head I saw that it indeed turned into a buffalo. (Haqiqat-ul-Mahdi pg 10 by mirza ghulam ahmad qadiani )

hmmm!

firstly why was a rock resting on mirza's head ?

secondly why did mirza wish the rock be turned into a buffalo?

thirdly...what did mirza do to this buffalo?

Hurmat Bibi ..the Promissed Whore?

"Except for the CHILDREN OF PROSTITUTES, whose hearts have been sealed by God, everyone else believes in me and has accepted me."

(Aina-e-Kamalat-e-Islam by mirza ghulam ahmad qadiani ,)

hmmmmm!!!

now according to this statement the mother of any person who fails to believe mirza is a whore. mirza fazal ahmad , mirza qadiani's own son from his first wife did not accept his dad's claims. therefore poor hurmat bibi, mirza first wife is a whore according to mirza himself!!!